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clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

clots

by Jake on Feb 21, 2004 10:11:07

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

Example:
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

Clot

by Tod is gay on Sep 23, 2017 20:45:16

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Example:
Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

clot

by First Officer Richardson on Dec 23, 2012 11:52:55

An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

Example:
You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.

Clot

by AhoyBritannia on Dec 22, 2012 20:00:25

The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot

Example:
Oh Douglas... You clot!

Clotted

by Ruby.xxxxxxx on Dec 03, 2016 02:27:43

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

Example:
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.

clotting

by dawntodusk on Dec 23, 2004 04:33:57

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

Example:
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

clot

by The Troll on May 06, 2006 14:47:16

The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.

Example:
Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.

clot

by mokkes on May 24, 2003 22:40:24

jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"

Example:

Clots

by Aaayboi on Sep 14, 2017 09:11:42

In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

Example:
Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway

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