co-worker
Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".co-worker
1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
Example:
My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!
My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!
Co-Worker
A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
Example:
girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.
girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.
Co-worker smile
Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence
Example:
As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile
As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile
co-workers with benefits
This is similar to friends with benefits with a spin on it. It refers to the people who work together and hook up. They aren't in a serious relationship with each other, they only use each other for sex. And if they are married, not to each other, even better.
Example:
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.
Co-worker Hitlering
When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away
Example:
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas
accountability co-worker
A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Example:
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
that one co worker
beat a co worker day
The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Example:
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day
Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day
Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!