coalville
Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the home of every
charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.Avoid
benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and
Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.
Coalville
by Spacedfanreturns on Oct 02, 2007 06:49:27
Coalville
by Glen Beck II on Apr 20, 2011 14:49:16
A small town outside of the Salt Lake Valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people. Generations of inter breeding and religious
dogmatism have lead to the distinctive narrow eyes and protruding noses that the residents of the area are known for. The locals generally enjoy clapping their hands in the street retardedly and repeating the phrase "that episode of
Dog the Bounty Hunter was doggon
hootin!"
Example:
Woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so
retardedly?
Utah
Tour Guide: Well
mam, that's because we are in Coalville.
Coalville
by The real tea 3018 on Apr 10, 2019 06:45:53
A
small town in England full of amazing people and happy families ,no
inbreds,nice schools and parents with
jobs who work hard for their money ,beautiful women
At the rodeo in Coalville
by JerryMcGuire on Aug 13, 2022 15:49:15
1. Going on an actual date in the city of
Coalville to see a
rodeo, maybe with a
fella named Matt or something.
2. Anal sex
At the rodeo in Coalville
by JerryMcGuire on Aug 13, 2022 15:47:00
Coalville
by Localchongerr on Sep 24, 2023 06:38:52
A small town in
Leicester known as being the most
imbred town in the uk. The girls there are chavs and violent pieces of shit. It is run by crackheads and drug dealers and has a
very high level of crime
Example:
I hate Coalville
I’d rather live in a
bin then Coalville
Don’t walk alone in Coalville you’ll get
stabbed or
bummed