cock and balls

these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.



cock and balls
Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.
Example:
Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.


cock or ball
A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Example:
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"


cock-and-balls
A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.

It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.

PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.

Scream is as loud as you can!
Example:
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!


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