cocoa
Cocoa is my dog and she’s a fucking bitch she’s also fat as fuck and doesn’t stop eating like bro save some for the other dogs 💀
cocoa
Cocoa
Cocoa
A fun-loving little person a big heart! Sometimes possess gremlin-like qualities. Enjoys sweatpants. Proud teen mom with a baby girl named Chloe. Makes random sounds. Frequently uses a step stool. SAVOURY. Enjoys consuming her first name. Stares. Wears socks and sandals (so Italian). Crazy soccer player. Speed Demon. Country gal. Likes to sniff people. Also referred to as Cocoa Bean, Cocoa Puff, and Ponyboy
Cocoa
Drizzleicecold’s real puppy, Sidekick and part of the Snowball empire, Cocoa is Snowballs Best friend, Cocoa has regeneration powers and Super Strength...she can also fly, SUPER COCOA
Cocoa
Cocoa
The perfect angel of a baby that is able to easily express her moods thru facial expressions and sounds. She is able to show her loving side thru smiles and kisses however if she is unhappy - she will use her bulldog face. She intimidates many but chooses to be direct and it works for her. She will continue to thrive and grow into a superb and opinionated ittle human and eventually a force to be reckoned with. ***She prefers small hair accessories in lieu of extremely large ones***
The Cocoa Scale
An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
Example:
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%