coddle
Coddle
Coddle
Coddle
Example:
Dude why’s your hand down your pants?
- I don’t know I’m just coddling my balls.
OR
Yeah babe suck it.. yes.. coddle my balls.. oh yeah!
Dude why’s your hand down your pants?
- I don’t know I’m just coddling my balls.
OR
Yeah babe suck it.. yes.. coddle my balls.. oh yeah!
Coddles
tard coddling
Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
Example:
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
tele-coddle
Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Example:
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
coddle sesh
n.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.