coddling

Act of getting your dick handled in a manner of extreme delicacy and care.



tard coddling
Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
Example:
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.


tele-coddle
Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Example:
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.


coddle sesh
n.

a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
Example:
we had a nice little coddle sesh, but i didnt stick it in.


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