cohorts

The creation of internal beliefs when the human can not see how it is concieved, or when clairvoyancy is high enough to understand congruently.



cohort
1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.
Example:
1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.


Cohorting
Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
Example:
"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"


Cohort Family
A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.
Example:
"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"


Urbanae Cohortes
A badass paramilitary force founded by Augustus originally intended to counter the power of the Praetorian Guard. They didn't receive as much pay as the PG, but usually did more than them. They also fought on the battlefield at times.
Example:
1: The Urbanae Cohortes is kicking the rebellion's ass. We'd better keep a distance.
2: Wow. That's not quite a large rebel force, but they sure are eating their asses.
1: Mhm.


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