cold shower
adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner
Example:
Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.
Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.
You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.
Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.
Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.
You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.
Cold shower
Cold Shower
The cold shower
The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
Example:
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
Cold Shower
When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(cleanest way ever...)
Example:
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
Cold shower
1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
Example:
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
Cold Shower
take a cold shower
Example:
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."