compel

to force or drive, especially to a course of action



Compelling
An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.
Example:
LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!


The Power Of Boners Compels You
When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind
Example:
Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All


the power of christ compells you
Used only when you see a girl so ugly she causes you to stop whatever it is that you are doing and respond with this phrase. Not used everyday but only in emergency situations.
Example:
James: Dang that gurl is nice
Pat: Did you see them legs on that fine gurl..
James: Oh god dont look!
Pat: Wat?
(Ugly chick abnormally saunters by)
Pat: OOOOOH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! AWAY DEMON! BEGGORAAAH!


Compelled
People DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE COMPELLED to play "the trans-gender game." People seem perfectly willing to play along. YOU would need to be compelled for YOU to play... But they really didn't need to compel anyone to get these people to go along with it.
Example:
Hym "And 'the children' are your excuse to sacrifice my finite (for all you know) and solipsistic existence to your higher-order abstraction. You also accept the NEED for compulsion (of psychopaths). Is society destined to fail because it requires the use of compulsion? I mean, your claim is 'if people need to be compelled that is evidence that what you're doing isn't sustainable.' If that's the case, society isn't an 'iterable game' by your own logic.


Motion to Compel Appraisal
n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
Example:
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!


Harsh(Compelled)
Wish to have alot of brand new chicks,
Tryna be a savage to give no shits,
Always wanna get these pussies lit,
In reality , my character doesn't really get fit,
Why they still think I'm a fucking kid,
Don't they realise I'm the new Brad Pitt,
But by time I have realised it,
That Im Harsh, I cannot have big _.
Example:
I am Harsh(Compelled), u ain't.


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