constipated
by Hitler (yes i am female) on Feb 12, 2009 01:48:36
1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like
giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.
Example:
James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really?
How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well,
not my problem that you are constipated."
constipated
by Turd Expert on Apr 21, 2009 13:26:12
When it feels like you have a
tennis ball sized
rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a
hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.
constipated
by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt on Oct 11, 2007 09:31:11
This term refers to the phrase "this
shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of
shitting would be
constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.
Constipated
by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg on Oct 31, 2018 02:24:51
Example:
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove
flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Constipation
by APfromMSP on May 01, 2005 12:38:37
The act of not being able to squeeze a
terd out it is probably just as bad as
having a baby, results in horrible
cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
Example:
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4
liters.
I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear
i shat water wow what a fun time.