Example:
Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."

Example:
George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible.

Example:
I'd never give up the OFRC and I'm not really in to girls so much, but for her I'm definitely bi-convinceable.

Example:
I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.

Example:
Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park

Example:
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.

Example:
Im convinced your off crack bro

Example:
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)

Example:
There is no convincing evidence to support his theory.