cookie monster
Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to
Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the
Luba tribe, including English. He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted.
Houston Rocket Great
Dikembe Mutombo was a former
English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962). When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife
Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian
peace talks.
cookie monster
by Tris Shedaw on Dec 07, 2010 05:07:54
The act of penetrating your
female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other
four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a
sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
cookie monster
by Coaldrone on Jan 22, 2004 01:39:33
Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even
huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty
selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her
psyche.
Example:
"
Okay. Me not
eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"
cookie monster
by BS4 on Oct 04, 2007 10:39:25
Somebody that always has a story that is
beter than yours also known as a
one-upper, they want the
prize...and the prize is cookies
cookie monster
by ToDDieTiCKLeS on Sep 07, 2005 12:08:26
someone whom
enjoy's giving oral sex to the female gender.
Personally i prefer eating pussy (or to be politically
correct licking vagina)damn good
she-it). Much like a chicken head giving oral to a male, a cookie monster knows how to give a proper lick-job. It involes using your tongue and gently rubbing the clitoris to help the female achieve orgasm.
How a man
skeets in a womans mouth, female when they cum liquid squirts from the clit area this means your doing a good job.
Example:
Eating pussy...
carpet muncher...
lickin' the clit...
If it smells like chicken keep on licking..but if it smells
like trout get the fuck out...Black folks say its only for
White folks, but we know they lick da snatch, chalk full
of nutrients that are good for you, like getting your
balls licked, skeeting on her,(she won't lick unless you
lick, of
corse unless she's a trick). I'm a cookie monster
and damn proud...