cool story bro

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.



cool story bro
A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.
Example:
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?


cool story bro
Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.

See also TL;DR
Example:
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.


cool story bro
An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Example:
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.


cool story bro
A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Example:
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"


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