cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies. 3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.



cooning
Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
Example:
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)


cooning
to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Example:
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.


Coon/cooning
Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.
Example:
Coon/cooning


The Coon
A vigilante child dressed as a raccoon. It's Eric Cartman's secret identity. He is Professor Chaos's arch enemy and his rival is Mysterion
Example:
there is an animal that lives by night; Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society I've chosen to become more than a man; I am the hero this town needs; I am the Coon!


coon
A term that originated as a general slur, applied to all African Americans,
but now, due to an aggressive internet revolution originating in the mid 2000 teens,
has come to be synonymous with "Uncle Tom," "sellout," and other such brandings.

Uncle Tom sellout cornball brother
Example:
First Guy: "That Tommy Sotomayor certainly finds any excuse to insult and berate African American women." Doesn't that coon realize that his own mama is a black woman?!?"
Second Guy: "He doesn't care. Coons have no self respect, nor any respect for their people."


Coon it in
To Coon it in
Example:
To Coon it in:

Is a construction term used when an item or material has been installed prior to your works, meaning you need to rip tear smash and bust any object in your way. At no time do you care about others and their shit, thus the item has been Coon in, The cost will be bared by anyone but yourself as you will be long gone when the other feltcher revisits the area.


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