corsage

adj. Particularly steamy and slimy



Corsage
Flowers attached to a bracelet to give to a girl for a prom or banquet. This makes less of a hassle for the girl to carry around a bouquet.
Example:
I gave a corsage to my gf at the prom.


Corsage
When at a birthday dinner for someone who is gay or lesbian, an attendee must bring a same sex date. Said date can then opt to give an under the table oral performance to their counterpart after pretending doing to drop something under the table. The oral act is referred to as a corsage.
Example:
"Wow. When I brought Rob to Jeremy's birthday dinner, he gave me a fantastic corsage at the dinner."


Duluth Corsage
The bloody ring that is left around your wrist after fisting a woman while she has her period.
Example:
After fisting Betty, Sam had a rose-colored ring around his wrist..otherwise known as the Duluth Corsage.


Corsage Creepage
The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Example:
Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"


Peanut N Corn Corsage
A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.
Example:
Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.


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