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Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

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by zkpilot on Mar 28, 2011 08:51:20

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

Example:
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

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by Andy Spalig on Mar 28, 2019 23:10:16

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

Example:
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.

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by Kung-fu Jesus on Jul 11, 2004 02:28:31

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Example:
Your opinion does not count...

The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

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by John R. on Dec 10, 2003 04:16:27

misproninciation of "cunt"

Example:
She been scratchin' her count.

no 'count

by CrissyIsAMudshark on Oct 02, 2004 13:20:38

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

Example:
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

The Count

by Some pot smoking retard on May 23, 2007 22:01:26

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Example:
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

no count

by Andrew D. on Aug 08, 2006 03:28:23

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

Example:
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."

Counting

by Kate Sjostrand on Feb 15, 2008 07:11:13

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Example:
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

count it

by this is for you em! on Mar 25, 2008 13:38:05

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

Example:
"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*

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