country roads

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.



Country Roading
Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Example:
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.


Country Roads
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bill Danoff / John Denver / Taffy Nivert Danoff
Take Me Home, Country Roads lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc
Example:
Guy 1: hey have you heard of the country roads.

Guy 2: *starts singing*


COUNTRY ROADS time
It's when the nukes starts droppin'.
Example:
Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.


the country road creature
A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.
Example:
Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.


Country Road Bag
In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Example:
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...


country road girl
the girls in class (you know the ones) that carry around their books in country road bags. They have a tendency to come across as ditzy, blonde, annoying, spoilt daddy's little girls.
Example:
Hey, did you see those country road girls in class today? What sluts.

Did you hear one of those country road girls ask in class today, "where's the femoral nerve?"
What an idiot.


Country Road Bag
A shitty trend that is going around. Literally EVERYONE at my school and in the city has these stupid bags because they think they are 'cool' or 'gangsta'. I seriously think that this is really stupid and all the bags should be burnt.
Example:
Callum: Haha look at the emoo! hes got a my chemical romance bag! what a fag haha. My country road bag is way better

Luke: Yeah country road bags are so awesome and unique

Aaron: I know right! they are like the trendiest bag ever...

Me: *Sigh*


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