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an amoeba like person whom attend a school in the middle of gayness Florida.rides bicycles and enjoys energy drinks but not as much as 'batin



no count
A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
Example:
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."


Counting
The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Example:
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.


count
Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
Example:
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!


count
what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
Example:
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!


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