coupons

the process of organizing coupons



Coupon
The word coupon originated from the actions of a one person; Sean Daschko. So intense were the actions of Mr. Daschko's 'Coupon' methods that a definition was created to fit this unusual behavior. To be a 'Coupon', or to use 'Coupon Methods' is to effectively take advantage of your surroundings in order to enhance ones own private needs.
Example:
Sean Dashcko went to Subway and used Coupon Methods in order to obtain an irregular amount of Subway Stamps to recieve a free foot-long Subway sandwich.

Billy then replied, "Sean, stop being such a Coupon."

"Yeah man, whats with your Coupon Methods these days?" Brian asked.


Couponing
The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass
Example:
Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"


coupon
A coupon is someone that tries to get an advantage in their favour or is unfair in how they act.

Uses: to coup someone, to use coupon methods, to be a coupon
Example:
Why you coupin'?


Coupon
A physical or (more usually) conceptual or virtual token for the later provision of oral sex, given by a somewhat cheap person, to someone (usually a lover or spouse) who has just provided goods or services that cannot be immediately (physically or financially) reciprocated.

By constant use the term 'coupon' itself comes to mean the thing for which it is a token, namely, oral sex.

Believed to be derived jointly from the prevalence of coupons in late post-industrial/capitalist society (largely exchangeable for low-quality goos - see coupoff) and from the Scots/Irish/Gaelic 'coupon' meaning face - coupon/face then suggesting head or oral.
Example:
Tom promised Edna a coupon after she had bought him a bag of ready salted crisps in Lidl.

D'you fancy a coupon when we get home?


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