crotchet
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.Crotcheted
Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Example:
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotchet
1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
Example:
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
crotcheting
Crotchet
1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. The combination of crotch and rocket
"Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. The combination of crotch and rocket
Example:
1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"
1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"
gravy crotchet
Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.