crumpet Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

crumpet

Brittish slang for a hot chick

crumpet

by suzylou on Oct 26, 2003 14:17:34

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Example:
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

crumpet

by lex dex on Apr 19, 2003 08:47:37

a sexy person

Example:
she's a nice bit of crumpet

crumpet

by Fluffage on Jul 27, 2006 08:03:06

word to describe a good looking female

Example:
"she was a good bit of crumpet"

crumpet

by dero-licked on Dec 17, 2004 09:47:29

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

Example:
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

crumpet

by crumpetboy on Oct 19, 2004 19:31:34

Refers to a womans vagina

Example:
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

crumpet

by unknown on Jan 19, 2005 12:43:02

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Example:
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

crumpet

by Diulailomo on Apr 04, 2004 21:27:50

An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.

Example:
She's a crumpet.

crumpet

by Goobermaster on Jan 20, 2005 03:38:37

Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.

Example:
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.

crumpet

by Chode Master on Sep 06, 2003 15:01:51

the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy

Example:
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."

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