cunting
logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word
Example:
"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).
"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic
"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).
"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic