d bag

short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else



d bag
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
Example:
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....


d bag
A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Example:
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.


d bag
The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.
Example:
Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"


d-bag
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
Example:
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"


D-bagged
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
Example:
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.


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