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Masturbation Material for Xbox fans, especally DOA Extreme Vollyball. Everyone says they buy it for the Vollyball, but since when has a Vollyball game sold so well or even been popular as a video game?Thats right never!



dead or alive
A very enjoyable fighting game series with a simple, fast but deep fighting engine, very easy to get into. Although many shallow minded people will just say its bad and its all about sex appeal, which i think is wrong. For exanple there are more male fighters than female and no one complained when mai had bounce factor in 95. also there was a sub par volleyball spin-off.
Example:
dead or alive,
dead or alive ++,
dead or alive 2,
dead or alive 2 hardcore,
dead or alive 3,
dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball,
dead or alive ultimate,
dead or alive 4 (not yet released)


dead or alive
a very mediocre video game series. for reasons that defy logic, the creators won't make it a series of porn movies, even though sales figures suggest this would be the most efficient choice. the characters look like dolls and have the emotions to match and the story line is non-existent. people justify their purchase by saying "well the graphics are good, and the babes are hot".
Example:
Otaku: I love dead or alive! marry me kasumi!

Guy: loser


dead or alive
a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.
Example:
Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!

Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one


dead or alive
Not the most polished fighting game but never the less a good fighting game. The fighting system is generally good except for the fact you can counter any attack at any time. However the average DoA player is a complete noob as I have easily beaten all my friends who own DoA although I only ever play it at their houses. This shows that people are lying about buying it for "gameplay". Proof of this are the other definitions here on this site.
Example:
DoA Player: "Hey DoA 4 has great gameplay! btw when does Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball 2 come out?"


Dead or Alive
DOA is a series of fighting games. DOA1 was made using Virtua Fighter engine, the Saturn version of DOA1 is better than the Playstation version, which has no backdrops.
DOA2 is the best of the series.
DOA Volleyball is actually quite a subversive game; how many games can make boys interested in what girls wear?
It has shown many males why girls are so picky with clothes! And there are many females who are not offended by it at all, and happily play the game.
Of the DOA girls, the adorable Hitomi is in my view the prettiest, because she looks like a real girl.
If anything, the game is sexist against men; the male characters are reduced to a supporting role, and are rather dull.
Example:
The Dreamcast version of Dead Or Alive 2 is graphically superior to the rubbish PS2 version.

Hitomi is the sweetest and cutest DOA girl, and the most real.


Dead or Alive
A popular techno-dance band from the 1980's era that was much bigger than people will ever admit. Anyone who has been exposed to dance music has probably heard their most-often-remixed hit, "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)". The lead singer for the band, Pete Burns, is amazingly effeminate, and he has recently admitted that he started a band because he already was drawing large crowds for his looks, and was inspired by Divine Brown.
Example:
That guy Morrisey? He used to get it on with Pete Burns from Dead or Alive.


Dead or Alive
Bouncing tits and panties. Nothing gets any better than that, unless they show the females NAKED :^D
Example:
I love the Dead or Alive babes.


Dead or Alive
A fighting game. It's pretty cool, and the fightings alright, but let's face it most people buy it for the babes. A love it or hate game really.
Example:
The DOA babes make LAra Croft look like a stick figure with boobs


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