deez nutz
A joke that originated from the song "
Deeez Nuuuts" on
Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater
basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:
deez nutz
by the drizzle/epic on May 07, 2004 16:54:47
Example:
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.)
DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!
this situation occured when
joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home
depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
deez nutz
by a testicle festival on Sep 20, 2003 17:23:50
Example:
"
Hey yo, I think I see
Mandy!"
Reply: "Mandy?"
"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts
feel good on your chin"
deez nutz
by Ace Greene on Jan 10, 2004 21:54:45
Example:
"Hey, did you see those
two big guys "
hangin' around"
out front"
"Who?"
"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"
deez nutz
by Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 on Sep 11, 2005 11:24:00
deez nutz
by deez nutz yo! on Apr 29, 2003 07:49:58
Example:
Yo do you prefer
Tapes or
CD's?
CD's
Well then CDeeeeez
Nutz on your foehead!!
deez nutz
by JingoBa on Dec 23, 2005 01:26:13
Example:
Me: Hey Family you remember
Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me
BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
deez nutz
by juliocesar.com on Oct 04, 2003 04:00:48
Example:
you: have
you heard of that
Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ
IN YA MOUTH!!!!!
deez nutz
by Anonymous on Oct 23, 2003 09:18:47
deez nutz
by Team Queens on Mar 13, 2007 21:36:08
Example:
Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!
Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly
irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)