Deposit
Example:
Darian: Shit, man. I'm out of money. I didn't go to the bank.
Darnell: Why not?
Darian: Cuz I had to make a "deposit" first and ran out of time.
Darnell: My man!
Darian: Shit, man. I'm out of money. I didn't go to the bank.
Darnell: Why not?
Darian: Cuz I had to make a "deposit" first and ran out of time.
Darnell: My man!
Deposit
Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.
Example:
Hi Andy, check her out over there.
Woah! She's a bit on the young side.
True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.
Hi Andy, check her out over there.
Woah! She's a bit on the young side.
True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.
Deposit
Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord
Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Example:
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already
depositing cum
The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.
Example:
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
the poop deposit
Example:
Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.
My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.
My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
Fiber Deposit
Direct Deposit
Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.
deposit fucked
The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)