deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.



Deposit
When you not depositing money, but cum into her ass or vagina.
Example:
Darian: Shit, man. I'm out of money. I didn't go to the bank.

Darnell: Why not?

Darian: Cuz I had to make a "deposit" first and ran out of time.

Darnell: My man!


Deposit
Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.
Example:
Hi Andy, check her out over there.

Woah! She's a bit on the young side.

True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.


Deposit
Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord

Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Example:
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already


the poop deposit
Example:
Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.

My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.


deposit fucked
The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
Example:
i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.


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