designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.



designated driver
probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents
Example:
anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all


designated driver
At the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.
Example:
Tom-who's the designated driver?
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.


Designated Driver
The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight
Example:
Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*

Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food

-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along


Saskatchewan Designated Driver
Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Example:
Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.


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