Example:
Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

Example:
My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

Example:
Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick.

While i was taking the Shit of the century, i was in such a hurry that forgot to wipe my ass completely. Now, i have a permanently embedded dingleberry hanging from my Babylonian ass garden. Recently, i went to my doctor and he told me that the dingleberry is growing so fast that it will be the size of a pomegranate by the time it fully grows and matures.

Richard says that his dingleberries are the result of having thick ass dreads and poor anal hygiene.

Andrew: Hey Kathy, lets try the 69 position.
Kathy: Okay, im in. Take off your leopard skin underwear and let me suck on your man hammer.
Andrew(thinks to himself): I hope she finds my dingleberries to be pleasant; i myself love snacking on a freshly plucked dingleberry during early afternoons.
Kathy: Andrew! what the fuck is shit all around your ass and gooch! its getting into my nostrils and mouth and im having a hard time giving you pleasure.
Andrew: Its perfectly fine Kathy. Look they taste incredible and are full of turdy goodness.
Kathy: You are sick! You better clean yourself mister, or we are through!
Andrew: Chillax kathy and have a bite of 'Andrew's Brown Safari Nuggets'.

Example:
I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.

Example:
Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

Example:
My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

Example:
Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

Example:
Shit. Buddy has a dingleberry again.

Example:
Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry