dinner date

A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.



TV Dinner Date
A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
Example:
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.


Dinner Date Ghostie
When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.
Example:
I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.


frankish dinner date
(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
Example:
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?


Emergency Dinner Date
When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.
Example:
I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.


frankish dinner date
(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
Example:
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?


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