dire
abbreviation for diarrhea. The result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie Garden State, Uggs, adolescent livejournals.
Example:
"this elevator music is really giving me dire."
"Oh my God, that girl's outfit is giving me massive dire!"
"this elevator music is really giving me dire."
"Oh my God, that girl's outfit is giving me massive dire!"