dirt track
dirt tracking
Example:
The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.
The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.
Dirt Track
A rather degrading term for homosexual intercourse. Used mainly by idiotic schoolboys and the likes.
dirt track racing
dirt track rider
a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?
Dirt Track Rider
To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.
Example:
You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.
You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.
If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead
Example:
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
If the river runs red take the dirt track instead
Example:
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock