discrepancies

Multiple of discrepancy.



discrepancy
Lack of agreement; inconsistancy.
Example:
The obvious discrepancy amongst the group deterred them from making a quick decision.


discrepancy
Divergence or disagreement, as between facts or claims; difference.
Example:
Jamal: Check out this Quarter O I bought from my dealer!
Carter: Aye nigga this is one big ass discrepancy, you got shorted.


Anal Discrepancy
Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.
Example:
There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.


Memo Discrepancy
When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.
Example:
“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”


paternal discrepancy
the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child
Example:
Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.


ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)
The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.
Example:
The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).


Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy
The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Example:
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)


Latest Searches

ot, Picturesque, bury me, HK21, altitude, Fuckered, gang rape, 30 minutes, ask jeeves bitch, stardust, omg omg, Milano, Spokane, 12 guage headache, to food, flat, imagery, whammied, farting, Schvitz, one-liner, Larry, none of that, and I quote, thug life, Poop In My Mouth, gobbles, Comb-Over, crackheadbob, The foundation, Taped, Harries, Checking out, rss, in GREAT, in it, unarmed, philosophy, Method Man, softly, Bradley Com Kid, toxic, and none, hollowed out, the clue, Beat my Meat, call it, typical, Steere, d bag, Perception, dumb luck, Question, ing, gr8, black lives, Prophet, ramadan, KOOK, ass, with tony, taught, hedge fund, Peace out, UCB, founder, establish, niggerish, defend, Thames House, for dinner, Vaj Eluder, hates drama, PLUTONIUM, ethanol, Rick and morty, Ayo chill, on the brink, some chickens, Reported, my bitch, dough, the Virgin Mary, Original, roast beef, respect women, skinny dip, Suprised, sN, Sosa, patto-bashing, vast majority, Check to Check, Dent, Haze, Simi, backshot, bss, Toiletry, WTFUX, A fat person remark, swarve, Anaheim, The Middle, find, Karen Gillan, HUMILIATION, gold, kern, styx, yeh, organically, polio, subjected, HOW MANY BITCHES, East Richmond, laboratory, MasterBeta, precisely, Ayyyy, lets go, male feminist, capital offense, Jim Jackson, embrace, If you ever, fucked up the ass, Java, brute force, worked, except not, bang bang, Yeah, so, bolting, level 99, heartful, GEE, DPP, catchy, Rick Astley, give direction, foot deep, just, what the fug man, jerked off, Aww hellz, Kazumi, saggin, unique shape, i do not give a fuck, a clap, bowd, fag, taking a nap, Skeet, Sainting, transportation, liverpool slang, CFO, spooky, durban, shrekking, Maine accent, year 9, Image Comics, specific, lipstick, concur, prescription, actor, Berserk, give it a go, the WORLD, illusion, ga, corporate identity, monkey-ass, Ultron, 376, Low country, pizzazz, throned, A situation, CFL, Gina, The look, for how long, Harold and Kumar, a plethora, help me, Presidents, corporations, secant, dizzy, twofaced, regime, rod, cigarettes, RK, 21, discrepancies, ot, Picturesque, bury me, HK21, altitude, Fuckered, gang rape, 30 minutes, ask jeeves bitch, stardust, omg omg, Milano, Spokane, 12 guage headache, to food, flat, imagery, whammied, farting, Schvitz, one-liner, Larry, none of that, and I quote, thug life, Poop In My Mouth, gobbles, Comb-Over, crackheadbob, The foundation, Taped, Harries, Checking out, rss, in GREAT, in it, unarmed, philosophy, Method Man, softly, Bradley Com Kid, toxic, and none, hollowed out, the clue, Beat my Meat, call it, typical, Steere, d bag, Perception, dumb luck, Question, ing, gr8, black lives, Prophet, ramadan, KOOK, ass, with tony, taught, hedge fund, Peace out, UCB, founder, establish, niggerish, defend, Thames House, for dinner, Vaj Eluder, hates drama, PLUTONIUM, ethanol, Rick and morty, Ayo chill, on the brink, some chickens, Reported, my bitch, dough, the Virgin Mary, Original, roast beef, respect women, skinny dip, Suprised, sN, Sosa, patto-bashing, vast majority, Check to Check, Dent, Haze, Simi, backshot, bss, Toiletry, WTFUX, A fat person remark, swarve, Anaheim, The Middle, find, Karen Gillan, HUMILIATION, gold, kern, styx, yeh, organically, polio, subjected, HOW MANY BITCHES, East Richmond, laboratory, MasterBeta, precisely, Ayyyy, lets go, male feminist, capital offense, Jim Jackson, embrace, If you ever, fucked up the ass, Java, brute force, worked, except not, bang bang, Yeah, so, bolting, level 99, heartful, GEE, DPP, catchy, Rick Astley, give direction, foot deep, just, what the fug man, jerked off, Aww hellz, Kazumi, saggin, unique shape, i do not give a fuck, a clap, bowd, fag, taking a nap, Skeet, Sainting, transportation, liverpool slang, CFO, spooky, durban, shrekking, Maine accent, year 9, Image Comics, specific, lipstick, concur, prescription, actor, Berserk, give it a go, the WORLD, illusion, ga, corporate identity, monkey-ass, Ultron, 376, Low country, pizzazz, throned, A situation, CFL, Gina, The look, for how long, Harold and Kumar, a plethora, help me, Presidents, corporations, secant, dizzy, twofaced, regime, rod, cigarettes, RK,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!