diving
1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of
Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most
obsurd and early hours of the morning.3. Most swimmers are jealous of
divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
diving
by erikisdead on Jan 23, 2008 06:50:20
Patronising establishments
beneath your
financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "
slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.
Example:
"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare
bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash
karaoke nightmare, dude."
diving
by Xopher on Nov 24, 2005 15:09:19
More
subjective than merely
surfing the web, diving involves the
delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.
Example:
While diving, the
webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English
lady's secret to prize-winning
blueberry cobbler.
Dive
by ThE LaTe JC on Mar 25, 2005 08:36:50
A
ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired
David alan Coe songs.
dive
by justagirlfromcali on Jul 16, 2011 12:07:44
Example:
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's
a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal,
relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
dive
by thlayli on Jan 28, 2003 13:39:05
dive
by Diego on Aug 19, 2003 00:00:14
dive
by Franksta on Jun 06, 2003 09:13:39
1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into
cement.
2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very
ghetto in appearance
3. a cool, very Japanese
DDR song
2.
Example:
1. That was a very painful
dive, but we could sell his face on
E-bay.
2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!
3. I believe that I have just
AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!
Diving
by flimer64 on Jun 10, 2008 17:23:53
The
voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team.
Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given
a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
Example:
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy
dived in the box and recieved a
penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
dived
by Jodolar on Jul 05, 2017 10:27:17
Example:
Man: Yo
dove, did you see that
stock market?
Man 2: Ya na
Man: yeah bro I
reckon it dived
Man 2: Balls