diving

1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.



diving
Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.
Example:
"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."


diving
More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.
Example:
While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.


Dive
A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
Example:
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.


dive
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
Example:
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.


dive
1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.

2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance

3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song

2.
Example:
1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.

2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!

3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!


Diving
The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
Example:
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"


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