divorced

The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.



divorced
Someone who is divorced from their former husband or wife has separated from them and is no longer legally married to them.
Example:
He is divorced from Roxy's mother, Julia, but they live nearby


Divorce
A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse
Example:
Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!


Divorce
The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
Example:
Divorce example : You


divorce
An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.
Example:
me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?


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