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Does the carpet match the drapes?

by bubba on May 06, 2004 03:26:30

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

Example:
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes

by Gigi1000 on Dec 31, 2010 08:22:03

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Example:
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

does the carpet match the blinds

by trajayjay on Jul 13, 2013 08:23:46

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Example:
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

Does the carpet match the drapes?

by ahelpfulstranger on May 07, 2016 14:47:08

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

Example:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

Does the carpet match the drapes?

by otterberry on Oct 01, 2011 04:24:18

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

Example:
One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

does the carpet match the drapes

by instantflare on May 12, 2020 12:18:29

This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.

Example:
Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."

Does the carpet match the drapes?

by PrinceDeven78 on Jun 17, 2022 07:26:15

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Example:
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

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