doing time

to spend time in prison.



do time
1. Serve a prison sentence.

2. Serve a hitch in the military, especially if drafted.

3. Get grounded.
Example:
After spending most of his teen years doing time (3) for the rents, the kid couldn't wait, so he upped and did time (2) as soon as he could. That got old, so he split before his time was up, got caught, did some time (1) in the big house, and still had to do the rest of his time when he got out. It was getting to be a habit.


Doing time on planet earth!
Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person
Example:
Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!


do da time, do da crime
Spitefully doing something in which you have already been falsely accused.

It means if someone accuses you of something and you didn't do it; then you might as well go ahead and do whatever it is that they think you did because they are convinced that you are guilty.
Example:
"Nakita, I know you have been gettin all up on my boyfriend," accused Tasha. "Nuh uh, I ain't want that nappy head nigga," replied Nakita. "Uh huh, I seen you flirtin with him," insisted Tasha. (Tasha is paranoid and convinced Nakita wants her man and since she'll never believe otherwise, Nakita should seduce Tasha's man right in her face.)"B-tch, you wanna see somebody getting up on yo man; I'll show you somebody gettin up on yo man. Do da time, do da crime," tormented Nakita as she rubs up on Tasha's man right in front of Tasha.


Do your own time
Do not form bonds with your fellow convicts while in prison.
Example:
"My lawyer fucked me," he said.

"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.


Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Example:
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"


What time do gay people go to sleep?
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ Happy Pride ig
Example:
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg itโ€™s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg


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