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dong

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.2. The currency of Vietnam.3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

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by Tom on Mar 16, 2005 12:32:48

second sound on the doorbell

Example:
Ding, dong; ding, dong

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by THEΘDΘRE on Mar 22, 2010 07:17:35

50% of a doorbell.

Example:
DIng Dong!

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by Chantal Charisse on Jul 29, 2004 06:37:37

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

Example:
My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

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by Law on Jul 11, 2004 00:14:19

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

Example:
1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

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by GuidoPosse69 on Feb 09, 2005 06:24:31

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Example:
Simeon has a huge dong.

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by Hansome Harry on Oct 08, 2007 12:50:26

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

Example:
"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

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by RSandersRX on May 26, 2015 08:09:56

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Example:
Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

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by sirducksmysterys on Feb 03, 2021 01:34:17

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.

Example:
Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.

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by I Saw U2 Live Twice on Nov 08, 2008 11:36:01

1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.

Example:
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".

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