dongled

Another word that should be normal but really means dick



dongle
a small double-ended cord used to use headphones on the IPhone 7. One end plugs into where you charge your phone, and the other plugs into your headphones.
Example:
aw man! I can't use my headphones because I lost my dongle!


On Dongle
On dongle is a term used to exclaim a true deep meaningful promise. The term dongle is used to emphasize the ability of one's virtue to carry out whatever the fuck is requested. The loss of the dongle is being defined as being unfaithful to the agreement.
Example:
"Im boutta fucking eat this bagel" said Jerry
"ON FUCKING DONGLE LEMME GET SOME" Said Deshawn

"If i land this trick we fuckin" Said Tom
"On dongle??" Said Demarcus


Dongle
The person in the middle of a threesome penetrating a person and being penetrated by another person.

The first person must receive, the second gives and receives, and the third only gives. To be a real dongle, there must be penetration with either a strap-on or penis.
Example:
Kevin didn't have a good time being the dongle last night when he didn't finish in sync with the others.


dongle
A piece of computer hardware that is provided with software. This hardware has to be attached to the computer (example: Printer port) to allow the software to work.
Example:
The CAD program SOLIDEDGE won't work unless the dongle is installed.


Dongle
A large penis. In this sense it is meant to be the bigger version of a medium penis(a dangle), which is in turn bigger than a small penis(a dingle)
Example:
I was going to fuck that black chick last night, but she had too much roast beef from being nailed by many large dongles.


dongle
1. (noun) A USB device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. Contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) A small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) A primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2
Example:
He's in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.

Man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. Bummer.


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