Douchebag
Douchebag
N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
Douchebag
a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.
Douchebag
A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.
Example:
this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag
this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag
Douchebag
Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.
Example:
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
Douchebag
A type of person that is absolutely mean for no reason. These toe suckers are going out of there way just to ruin someone's day. These people are everywhere, you just can't avoid them.
douchebagical
Adjective
1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.
2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.
magical douche bag
Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.
2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.
magical douche bag
Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Example:
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?
Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.
He was such a douche.
He was douchebagical.
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?
Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.
He was such a douche.
He was douchebagical.
Douchebag
Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost