doucheberry
DoucheBerry - (
doosh-bair-ee)Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic
Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
doucheberry
by mxedkid on Feb 27, 2008 00:33:25
Sending emails and/or
blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be
parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely
fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.
Doucheberry
by samzi on Jul 13, 2013 14:38:02
Doucheberry
by Indygunner on Aug 10, 2009 11:55:39
Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a
non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly
douchebagging with a
doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Example:
Amy: Hey look at that
douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar?
Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for
the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
Wild Doucheberry
by CallItAsISeeIt on May 20, 2017 04:30:48
Often seen roaming
the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild
doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the
adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Doucheberry bush
by Taco14 on Apr 09, 2009 00:03:26
doucheberry
by TripsDadisOne on Sep 26, 2009 04:14:07
Like a
dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/
somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female
ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).
Example:
This girl I'm
seeing keeps telling me her
ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.
doucheberry juice
by Jason696969 on Apr 25, 2013 12:01:38
Example:
Jason: Does
Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's
sweating out doucheberry juice