Dressage
by Turn&BurnBaby. on Dec 05, 2011 13:59:08
Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running,
side stepping etc. Usually only
preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western
riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Example:
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During
dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
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Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
Dressage
by spendid on May 26, 2011 21:06:40
An adjective used to describe something
classy or just generally awesome. It can be
adapted to cure one's lack of a better
word in most situations.
Example:
A: "
How do I look"
B: "You might want to
dressage yourself up
a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"
Dressage Queen
by Elessar266 on Nov 16, 2006 23:37:10
1) Someone who tries to
mow you down with thier horse in
the warm up ring.
2) Someone who has more bling on thier
tack than is absolutely necessary.
Example:
A: Man, her browband was
glittering so much it
spooked that horse and caused a
pile-up!
B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)
Dressage
by ChloeMaplecastle on Apr 30, 2021 06:36:05
A elegant
equestrian sport, where the horse do special moves such as "
Half Pass", "Extended
Trot", or "Passage", and they dance under the rider. Dressage riders usually wear a black shadbelly.