Dressage
Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western
dressage
The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)Dressaging
Dressage
Dressage
Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Example:
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
Dressage
An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.
Example:
A: "How do I look"
B: "You might want to dressage yourself up a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"
A: "How do I look"
B: "You might want to dressage yourself up a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"
Dressage
Dressage Queen
1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.
2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.
2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.
Example:
A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!
B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)
A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!
B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)
dressage walk
Dressage
A elegant equestrian sport, where the horse do special moves such as "Half Pass", "Extended Trot", or "Passage", and they dance under the rider. Dressage riders usually wear a black shadbelly.
Example:
Person 1: "I heard that Valegro is a champion dressage horse."
Person 2: "Yes, he is beautiful."
Person 1: "I heard that Valegro is a champion dressage horse."
Person 2: "Yes, he is beautiful."