driftwood

Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.



driftwood
a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere
Example:
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!


driftwood
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.
Example:
Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.


driftwood
Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .
Example:
After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .


Driftwood
drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')

n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Example:
Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.


Driftwood
The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.
Example:
John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again


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