driftwood
Noun: An erection that is wasted or not
put to use; Wood that never finds its
port and is thus worn away/
beaten and eventually gives up.
driftwood
by Slick Nick on Oct 14, 2005 00:45:56
Example:
Chris L. was wearing his
umbros in class and
got up to leave and low and
behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
driftwood
by jmanning on Jun 16, 2018 00:25:48
driftwood
by gnostic1 on Aug 18, 2011 00:27:12
Example:
Dude! I totally put some
rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?
Ahhh. No.
Not really.
driftwood
by Boozeman on Aug 25, 2006 11:04:42
Example:
After seeing Kim in those
tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna'
chafe somethin' fierce .
driftwood
by armsnlegs on May 24, 2004 14:11:01
Example:
1. Sweet, you gonna
lug that
sticky driftwood back to the
trunk?
Driftwood
by thabigshifty on Sep 14, 2009 22:37:55
drift·wood (drĭ
ft'wŏŏ
d')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and
unwanted advances.
Driftwood
by GraniteEagle on Apr 12, 2011 02:52:14
The biggest loser,
no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying
the bill.
Example:
John: Hey Mike, whos that
stuffing themself at
the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be
driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
Driftwood
by bige54321 on Jul 16, 2010 08:14:09
Driftwood
by Dave720 on May 13, 2016 12:22:50