driveway

A euphemistic word for a vagina. Works well when complimented with park.



driveway
something like a road that is for parking cars on that leads to your house.
Example:
I parked my car on the driveway.


Drivewaying
The art of pulling up into someones driveway that looks like noone is home and having one friend bang on the door under the pretense of asking for directions or some such for like five minutes to determine if anyone is home.When noone answers the friend and any passengers grab as much as they can from the porch or yard that looks appealing or valuable and gets back in the car.Then the driver hauls ass.
Example:
Dude we just got back from drivewaying out in the country, will you pawn these tools and pushmower for me? Oh, check out this yard gnome.


Team Driveway
Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.
Example:
Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.


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