drug test
by Stoner#1 on Apr 17, 2005 00:50:58
When Parents, schools, and other
idiots test you for various drugs. Often a
surprise test. one of the most failed
tests ever.
drug test
by Mr. Cardboard on Oct 31, 2011 09:35:01
1) Taking mind altering substances right before a wordy exam that requires you to express an opinion - such as philosophy or
english literature, enhancing your ability to plumb the depths of the mind and/or lowering your inhibitions enough to say what you really think, whilst either enhancing or diminishing your ability to actually
write it down.
2) Letting your mate be the first to sample the latest batch of drugs you have acquired, by pretending that you have all already taken some and the effects are really good, whereas in fact you suspect you have just been sold half a kilo of
caustic soda.
3) A test performed by people in authority who are too scared to take drugs, in order to see if any of their employees are actually any fun outside of work.
Example:
1) I can't believe I got an A in religious studies, I scored some bud an hour
before the exam and had a sly toke to keep me calm but it just made me so much more able to
refute things eloquently.
2) Dave!
Long time no see, fancy a line? This is great stuff man I've been on it for weeks.
3) "All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
"Um, I'm the regional manager, have never had a bad review, got promoted twice last year and brought in 6 new accounts this month already. And I take drugs. My team are the most useless bunch of monkeys who ever came down from the trees and none of them take drugs. What exactly is the point of this test?"
"All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
drug testing
by The Gibber on Mar 07, 2007 14:48:16
a technique used by many companies that if not
stipulated in
the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on
the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life
Example:
*Modern Day
Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your
drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good
I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.