dry-dock
Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably
riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in
clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should
float out to freedom.
Dry-dock
by Deth3327 on Jul 13, 2012 04:32:18
The act of anal sex performed without
lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been
beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.
Dry Dock
by Solo Stroke on Oct 16, 2009 09:15:36
The act of shutting
off the water supply to a friend or
foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.
At the point, you push out your
steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.
A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.
Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.
Example:
Jeffrey was mad at his friend
Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a
dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a
upper decker.
dry dock
by edawg999 on Nov 02, 2006 09:27:03
At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd
welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "
dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing
the outhouse "feel".
dry docking
by diserra on Jul 14, 2009 15:56:21
the act of placing two
penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been
circumcised and rolling the
foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
Example:
don't
look! those
nukes are dry docking!
Dry Docking
by Jimmy Taint on Apr 07, 2009 09:38:31
Dry Docked
by themanwiththeplanhellyeah on Mar 26, 2009 05:10:55
The technique of
crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can
sail out to sea.
Dry Docking
by Titus Felix Pullo on Apr 25, 2009 02:54:45
Dry Docking
by Slamin' Salmon on May 06, 2010 13:02:03
dry dock
by Ali G -RESPECT on Mar 11, 2003 10:00:50
V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to
flush it, some one must
kneel down by
the pooh to turn the water on.