duke

a word that I looked up to see people's opinions on the basketball team, but instead i got mostly horribly disgusting sexual definitions.



duke
what you would say to a person if you don't wanna say their name, see dude. also, how you would refer to someone you dont know.
Example:
a. whattup duke!
b. man, you see that duke over there? he's one crazy mudda....


duke
to bribe or slip money to in a clandestine way; it's done by folding the bill three times, slipping it under the thumb, and passing it inconspicuously, like in a handshake

this has a multitude of uses, from getting a decent table in a restaurant to getting into a club when you don't have a hot chick on your arm; commonly done in major metropolitan areas (NYC, LA, etc.)
Example:
"So, how do you get a good table?"
"Just duke the maƮtre d' a ten. Never fails."

"I duked the doorman a twenty to watch my car as I ran inside the hotel.
Candy would be done with Killian and the other bikers. I had to get in and out quick."


duke
1. to place one's male reproductive organ inside of a woman's anus in such a way resembling the style of sexual intercoarse carried out by breeds of dogs
2 to butt-fuck
Example:
"My penis has been aching ever since I duked your overweight mother last week."


duke
the poorest, most pathetic excuse for an institution of higher learning to ever disgrace the earth; a location approximately 7 miles from the number one university with the number one basketball team in the nation - UNC; a location where individuals who are too ugly to be functional society members are sent for isolation
Example:
Everyone who goes to Duke graduates gay and wishes they had gone to UNC.


duke
(verb) to completely ignore people's IM's and make up bs stories the next day when inquired. People are especially duked when the person is:

1. doing acadec work
2. catching 'em all.
3. staring at his physics book with passion
4. frustrated from not being able to catch magikarp
5. reading the latest reviews on the newest pokemon game
6. memorizing all 151 original pokemon names
cool duck
Example:
victim of duke-hey, why didn't you respond to my IMs last night?
duke-r-oh, uh, I was afk catching charmander.
victim-you already caught him on Diamond, dude
duke-r-yeah, but not on Fire Red....


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