Dulwich park
A batty man park, the only thing here is the white village and the overpriced cafe, year 8s and 7s come here and juul in th bushes
Example:
Dulwich park is batty
Dulwich park is batty
dulwich
Gods GiftThe only school in dulwich (although there are 3)Possibly the best school in south London.Populated by some of the finest minds in the UK. Hated by most of London (But they dont care)Ladies men, every single one of themdulwich hill
Example:
via msn
jules: i'm going coming to dulwich hill today
bron: dont stay too long, you'll get rolled or bashed.
jules: oh... and you live there?
bron:yep. *sigh*
via msn
jules: i'm going coming to dulwich hill today
bron: dont stay too long, you'll get rolled or bashed.
jules: oh... and you live there?
bron:yep. *sigh*
Dulwich College
The finest school in Europe. Everyone at the school is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (which is a shit excuse for a school).
Example:
Person 1: Oi matey, is Dulwich College better than Alleyn's?
Person 2: Yes you silly goose! Alleyn's is a dead school for wet wipes (metaphorically speaking)
Person 1: Oi matey, is Dulwich College better than Alleyn's?
Person 2: Yes you silly goose! Alleyn's is a dead school for wet wipes (metaphorically speaking)
Dulwich College
Finest school in Europe. Everyone who goes there is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (shit school nearby).
Example:
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
dulwich college beijing
Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.
Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
Example:
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
Dulwich College Beijing
Hell.
Dulwich College Seoul
A tiny ass school using the Dulwich name for clout. Full of rich korean kids who never stop complaining, and boring white teachers kids.
Example:
person 1: you go to dulwich college seoul?
person 2: yeah, it’s super boring and nothing happens
person 1: bro you should come to sfs
person 2: yeah i’m moving over next year
person 1: you go to dulwich college seoul?
person 2: yeah, it’s super boring and nothing happens
person 1: bro you should come to sfs
person 2: yeah i’m moving over next year
Harris Boys East Dulwich
So like, if you go to this school, you are automatically awesome, but there are specific people who are always-always- superior to you.
Such as:
That kid who always says he’s the smartest when actually he’s really paranoid about himself and needs to get a life.
Everyone else.
Such as:
That kid who always says he’s the smartest when actually he’s really paranoid about himself and needs to get a life.
Everyone else.
The charter school east dulwich
If you go to this school you are guaranteed to come out with shit GCSE's and PTSD from all the bullshit you're fed from these unqualified and rude teachers.
People that go to this school often regret it and would rather go to the charter school north dulwich.
Don't waste your time by going here.
People that go to this school often regret it and would rather go to the charter school north dulwich.
Don't waste your time by going here.