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dutchman

a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...

dutchman

by Tom-e-pee on Jun 17, 2007 19:43:37

A South African term for someone who is a murderer of the english language, usually applied to the Afrikaans speaking population but can be stretched out even further to include many populations.

The Dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)

Example:
The King of the Dutchman: Arnold Schwarzenegger is the ultimate dutchman!!!

dutchman

by tyler on Feb 17, 2005 02:45:36

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

Example:
matt came last night and took our pepper

Dutchman

by What's a dutchman? on Jan 05, 2011 10:44:22

A person of Dutch descent

Example:
Do you know Willem Humes?

Yeah, the dutchman, right?

Dutchman

by Albric on Jan 23, 2009 03:05:30

A tobacco dealer, who buys for minors ands sells to them at a much higher price.

Example:
The dutchman down the street buys chew and cigarettes for freshmen.

The Laughing Dutchman

by Pink Eye in Both Eyes on Jul 04, 2013 11:57:40

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Example:
Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

dutchman handshake

by mircea.ene on Jul 30, 2010 06:41:38

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

Example:
As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

Dutchman's Fullhouse

by Oskee Wow Wow on Mar 10, 2009 04:55:34

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Example:
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

Lost Dutchman

by ClarenceCarterIV on May 13, 2006 05:45:53

When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.

Example:
When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.

Dirty Dutchman

by Eaton Holgoode on May 17, 2016 01:24:29

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Example:
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

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