ear fuck

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.



Ear Fuck
When a chick won't blow you
Example:
I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick


ear fucking
When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.
Example:
"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"


Ear Fuck
When a woman (usually a "trick") won't give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your cock, your ear gets fucked!
Example:
"Damnit homes! This trick aint givin' me nothin' but an ear fuck!"


Ear Fucked
When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.
Example:
Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!


Ear Fucked
When someone is talking rubbish to you...
Example:
I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked


Latest Searches

NANI, Weebs, Sears, in my heart, Biff, jme, gum, nectar, tuna cave, boss ass, reservation, really good, doige, biju, Vista, all types of, washed up, a ryan, pitch black, Shoneys, Bate, Prehistoric Text, that fails, patriarchal, ass, regalia, hold it, gotta love, Frontenac, blown over, a case, For the longest, OTC, Bambi, 5 to 10, Omo, Urban dictonary, T-pain, chio bu, A best friend, just, IMDB, Baxter, Owner, Jonah Hill, Cunny Man, Thirsty Thursdays, testimony, hollandaise, menu, school work, Cladded, celtic, nezuko, All I do, seagram, Arrrr, except not, Atheists, lacked, werid, back in time, Knarly, short, cockily, Cobie Smulders, The place, Lee Sin, sprinkly, wood grain, Washtenaw, a fluffy, CATA, no feet, pile on, the commandments, 4:01 AM, afternoon, feared, latin, intestines, gorge on, weston, see things, to leave, cum on my face, tiny waist, Daesang, love, Extension, mentally overweight, Phuk, walk it out, space cake, Adult, the imposter, Gbc, before christmas, really excited, Cosmetology, Wedges, fine line, Foot Job, World, Jedi Order, fem, n is for, Make it rain, sweet, loving heart, affected, Drop you like a hat, latex, Andie, Akis, Your Mom is, boss as fuck, McAfee a dog, a nicholas, Cecil, awardee, codec, im so bored, harbour, New player, bunz, manual, urbandictionary that, Newsboys, Ttu, randumb, stoppable, Schulz, Pan Handle, tighty whities, How did it go, garb, the best game ever, drones, coffe, Cypriot, 49, truely, prejudice, aq, selfless, inner flame, the Voice, losing, encourage, 2 pairs, Bhutan, Nice, Gojo Satoru, IG, insest, BLIND, stardust, God dammit, gang bang, disclose, kyle rittenhouse, dressed, Facebook stalking, Wispa, lick dick, pleasant, Chuck E Cheese, Vanderbilt, VEE, whip it, FOD, ON DRUGS, Osceola Bronco, wrongness, military slang, Cheeky bugger, dinee, Pro-ana, Not yet, Polonius, Finding Nemo, literary orgasm, bureaucrat, mad niggerish, mt, fuck boy, umm, baal, Leri, pipeline, You Hate To See It, Number 15, jizzler, the kids, switchblade, Yo That, VAH, the excuse, pog champ, ear fuck, NANI, Weebs, Sears, in my heart, Biff, jme, gum, nectar, tuna cave, boss ass, reservation, really good, doige, biju, Vista, all types of, washed up, a ryan, pitch black, Shoneys, Bate, Prehistoric Text, that fails, patriarchal, ass, regalia, hold it, gotta love, Frontenac, blown over, a case, For the longest, OTC, Bambi, 5 to 10, Omo, Urban dictonary, T-pain, chio bu, A best friend, just, IMDB, Baxter, Owner, Jonah Hill, Cunny Man, Thirsty Thursdays, testimony, hollandaise, menu, school work, Cladded, celtic, nezuko, All I do, seagram, Arrrr, except not, Atheists, lacked, werid, back in time, Knarly, short, cockily, Cobie Smulders, The place, Lee Sin, sprinkly, wood grain, Washtenaw, a fluffy, CATA, no feet, pile on, the commandments, 4:01 AM, afternoon, feared, latin, intestines, gorge on, weston, see things, to leave, cum on my face, tiny waist, Daesang, love, Extension, mentally overweight, Phuk, walk it out, space cake, Adult, the imposter, Gbc, before christmas, really excited, Cosmetology, Wedges, fine line, Foot Job, World, Jedi Order, fem, n is for, Make it rain, sweet, loving heart, affected, Drop you like a hat, latex, Andie, Akis, Your Mom is, boss as fuck, McAfee a dog, a nicholas, Cecil, awardee, codec, im so bored, harbour, New player, bunz, manual, urbandictionary that, Newsboys, Ttu, randumb, stoppable, Schulz, Pan Handle, tighty whities, How did it go, garb, the best game ever, drones, coffe, Cypriot, 49, truely, prejudice, aq, selfless, inner flame, the Voice, losing, encourage, 2 pairs, Bhutan, Nice, Gojo Satoru, IG, insest, BLIND, stardust, God dammit, gang bang, disclose, kyle rittenhouse, dressed, Facebook stalking, Wispa, lick dick, pleasant, Chuck E Cheese, Vanderbilt, VEE, whip it, FOD, ON DRUGS, Osceola Bronco, wrongness, military slang, Cheeky bugger, dinee, Pro-ana, Not yet, Polonius, Finding Nemo, literary orgasm, bureaucrat, mad niggerish, mt, fuck boy, umm, baal, Leri, pipeline, You Hate To See It, Number 15, jizzler, the kids, switchblade, Yo That, VAH, the excuse,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!